For those who haven't read the book, he's the most archetypal "bad" character you could imagine.
Picture all the stereotypes of an antagonist. Bald? Check. Fat? Check. Murderous? You betcha. A literal pedophille? Uhh... yeah. How'd you guess?
Despite these… shortcomings, there's one bit of technology he uses that I covet.
Baron Harkonnen is such a CHONKSTER that he needs "anti-gravity devices known as suspensors to support his weight."
And you know what this is? Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius. It's the work of a (mad)man operating on another level.
Yes, this is an actual clip from one of Dune's adaptations.
As someone who is currently dragging suitcases and bags down streets and onto tubes and off buses and into trains and up stairs, I'd give up a desert planet covered in rich spice to get myself some anti-gravity suspensors.
But nay! Modern technology has let me down.
Is it too much to ask for all my heavy stuff to be lifted as though I'm some sort of evil space baron? I think not, friends.
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Some of you may have seen the 2003 movie, Mystic River. It was an Oscar hit, being one of the few films ever to win both Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor.
(TRIVIA TIME: Before Mystic River, this was last done in 1959 with Ben-Hur and then in 2013 by Dallas Buyers Club).
I haven't seen Mystic River. I'll be honest, I wasn't even aware of the movie until I read the book.
And yes, I am that guy.
The Mystic River I'm talking about was written by Dennis Lehane (of Shutter Island fame) and was published in 2001.
While it might not be the pinnacle of literature, it's a rip-roaring, page-turning, heart-racing read. It was one of those books that, despite its occasional shortcomings, I just couldn't put down.
This isn't to say Mystic River is bad — far from it. The first hundred pages or so display some of the finest, tautly-written literary crime fiction I've come across, it just doesn't maintain this momentum throughout.
Despite that, I guzzled Mystic River down in mere days. And now I'm excited to sink my teeth into some more Lehane.